IT'S BLORBO FROM MY SHOWS
VIDEO GAME BLORBOS
FIRE EMBLEM BLORBOS
I fell into this game series and i can never leave here are some women
- MALICE from ARCHANEA SAGA/NEW MYSTERY OF THE EMBLEM
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Or as my friend calls her, "Ourple Lady!!!!!!!!" because hey. She is ourple. Shoutouts to the buff mercenary lady who will make u pay to watch her do fencing tricks, unless you're a pretty girl in which case she does them for free (THIS IS LITERALLY TRUE)
- MINERVA from SHADOW DRAGON AND THE BLADE OF LIGHT/MYSTERY OF THE EMBLEM/ARCHANEA SAGA/THE REMAKES
- she is buff...she is axe...she is dragon rider...she is gay...but most importantly...she is sad
- EDELGARD from THREE HOUSES/WARRIORS: THREE HOPES
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okay admittedly I have finished NEITHER of these games but listen. listen okay. listenen. that's not important. what's important is this stupid intense communist lesbian with a massive fuckin axe lookit her just look
- NAVARRE from SHADOW DRAGON and the BLADE OF LIGHT/MYSTERY OF THE EMBLEM/ARCHANEA SAGA/THE REMAKES/THE ANIME ALSO
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Really a stolen blorbo (character who was not my blorbo but from a blorbo property of mine who I showed to a friend and who instantly became their blorbo), lovingly (?) referred to as "Wet Rat Boy" because...I mean look at that wet rat boy. I can't believe they made him hot in the gacha game. I'm a lesbian but come on. Bring back his soaked hair. This man just got dunked in a lake and he's gonna murder u about it
- TIKI from SHADOW DRAGON and the BLADE OF LIGHT/MYSTERY OF THE EMBLEM/THE REMAKES
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MY BABY!!!! MY TINY BABY CHILD!!!! MY LITTLE BABY GWORL WHO DOESNT LIKE VEGETABLES AND WIELDS POWER BEYND MORTAL KEN!!!! i think fire emblem instilled in me a permanent love for characters of the "small child who is also ludicrously powerful" archetype, because lookit her shes just a little baby! she's also scion of the goddess and a dragon and literally divine but she doesnt wanna go to bed yet >:( she wants to stay up and make friends >:( bc she is a baby >:( i wanna give her a cookie
- AYRA from GENEALOGY OF THE HOLY WAR
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my powerful swordswoman wife...shoutouts 2 ayra for being the Most dangerous person in like the entire first half of that game. Also shoutouts 2 her for filling the same fire emblem archetype (fire emblem loves archetypes) as Navarre of "edgy sword wielder who starts as an enemy and is Really Fuckin Good." i love her so much
- BRIGID from GENEALOGY OF THE HOLY WAR and THRACIA 776
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the OTHER MOST POWERFUL WOMAN and also my powerful archer wife...Brigid is sooo strong. Shoutouts to women who are soooo strong. She is also canonically a pirate and (briefly) the ruler of the pirates, and strong enough (in game mechanics) to single-handedly hold off like an entire army. she Rules basically. (altho idk why they gave her a weird ship bow in heroes she wields a holy weapon!! its not like a rando wooden bow?! but whatever) also she SURVIVES at the end of the first half of the game and LOSES HER MEMORY so she GOES BY EYVEL INSTEAD AND IS YOUR MENTOR IN THRACIA 776 AND AAAAAAAA
- CLARISSE from NEW MYSTERY OF THE EMBLEM
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Can i hear it for my evil women. For my twisted girls. For my mean femmes. For my bitches. Ok. Now can i hear it for my women who desperately want to be loved
i literally jsut.. i love her so much u dont undernstatnd...i just...(cries)
- SHEZ from WARRIORS: THREE HOPES
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Shoutouts to the stupidest woman!!!!! THe idiot girl!!! The buff one what likes women!!!!!!!!!!!!! PINNACLE of herbo/himba development. We've reached it. This is peak character design. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
also looking at her just now she really has shocking amounts of cleavage. no wonder she attracts women like iron filings to a magnet
- MONICA from WARRIORS: THREE HOPES
- THIS WOMAN HAS ONE BRAIN CELL AND IT IS DEVOTED TO BEING THE BIGGEST LESBIAN IN THIS ENTIRE SERIES. SHE HAS IT BAD. YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT IT BAD???? TRY BEING MONICA, A WOMAN WHOSE IN-GAME "LIKES" LISTS "EDELGARD" AS ONE OF THEM. SHE WATNS TO KISS HER LADY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BADLY I LOVE HER SO MUCH
- NEPHENEE from PATH OF RADIANCE/RADIANT DAWN
- listen im not even that far into path of radiance at time of writing but i love her. maybe its cuz her introduction to me was the fire emblem heroes paralogue where she gets totally flustered by being complimented by two pretty women. maybe its cuz she has the WRATH skill. maybe its cuz shes just some girl!! just hangin out!! just a country gal doin country things (fighting injustice, being gay). big ups to nephenee
- MIDIA from SHADOW DRAGON and the BLADE OF LIGHT/MYSTERY OF THE EMBLEM/ARCHANEA SAGA/THE REMAKES
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- the only woman ever <3
- to add: sheena? also katarina and kris maybe? maybe not also - hilda & marianne? (3houses)
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ACE ATTORNEY BLORBOS
bear in mind i have only played 1.5 ace attorney games so far. also bear in mind that this might be...most of the main characters from ace attorney.
(add maya, mia, phoenix, franziska)
OTHER VIDEO GAME BLORBOS
- BRIDGET from GUILTY GEAR: STRIVE
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brisket <3
- ROBIN from ICONOCLASTS
- if u mention this game to me i;ll cry. im replaying it. robin is everything to me she is my entire gender i just love her a lot ;-;
jsr characters (cube, gum)
COMIC BOOK BLORBOS
nico minoru, karolina dean, kate bishop, america chavez, singularity